Inventer of Social Networking, Samuel "FB" Morse.
Inarguably the least-known Hanson brother, John, but the one who wrote their Liberia of songs.
Before he changed his name to Muhammad Ali, and, very likely, before he mastered the bee-sting, butterfly-float business.
Inventer of, ironically enough, loose corn.
Official mascot of unknown secret societies, "John" Mason.
I'm not even going to make a joke about the Honorable Bishop Philander Chase.
Nor will I make a joke about exactly what an Ethan Allen as imagined by Hitchcock might be.
Dead people have funny names.